Jorts

C-Baby and I have been g-chatting about jorts for the majority of the work day. We want some of those trendy, American flag jorts that everyone has been sporting recently with out paying out the ass for them. The only way is for us to craft. Hopefully, with the right amount of creativity and wine, my love for crafting + my love for America will = American flag jorts.

What's more American than a pair of jorts anyway? And contrary to popular belief...and these definitions from Urbandictionary.com, everyone loves a good pair of jorts.

	Jorts
	1. Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.   The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.   2. A combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR aficionados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.   While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.     First of all, I am not a child nor am I a douchebag. Well, the douchebag part is a toss up. It depends on how much I drink. And why is it acceptable for black people to wear jean shorts but not white people? So, now jorts are an issue of race? WTF? AND, last time I checked, I was not a middle-aged male with a cellphone belt clip.   But there is one true statement in all of this nonsense: C-Baby and I plan on wearing our newly Americanized jorts to the Redbirds baseball game Thursday, drinking copious amounts of over-priced beer, and hopefully hanging out with a plethora of half-naked, adult males. Isn't that called Heaven? Oh, and I like NASCAR.   And then, the best definition of them all:   3. Fuck you. I can dress any way I want.       AMERICA! FUCK YEA!   Honey