Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Introductions

I've never been much of a writer, but I feel like it's time to share my ridiculous life somewhere other than Facebook and Twitter.

I suppose I should start out with introductions.

Hi. I'm Meredith, but in this blog I will go by Honey or Merekat. Honey isn't a self proclaimed nickname, but a name I picked up from Felix's (my roommate) grandparents. We've decided that his grand dad doesn't even know that my name is Meredith. And my coworker/supervisor/guy who claims he's my boss had dubbed me as the Merekat. Whatever works.

I've decided at 24 years old that just because I have a big girl job doesn't mean I have to quit partying like a rockstar. I'll go ahead and state the obvious. I'm a shit show. The guys at work have even started calling me shit show. It's not something that I'm proud of, but at least I have a good time...right? I like to drink. Love to drink. Wine, beer, liquor....doesn't really matter. I have my preferences obviously....like wine. I'm a freak for Pinot Grigio. Kind of like crazy ass Ramona from the Real Housewives of New York minus the plastic surgery.

My roommate, Kevin, now goes by Felix. The name Felix comes from my mother, Momma Hen. She claims he doesn't look like a Kevin and has been calling him Felix for over a year now.

Now Felix is a little different. He tends to stick to whiskey and sprite, Bud Light, and red wine, and he won't take a shot or chug a beer to save his soul while I'm the one buying the rounds of shots.

I created this blog to document what we remember from our nights of debauchery and let our readers in on the chaos. So here goes. I hope you enjoy. If not, fuck you.


XOXO,


Honey

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