Text messages I receive through out the day from Felix. Enjoy.
May 24th 8:07 am
Felix:
I'm wearing Vineyard Vines today. That means I know how to party and control myself.
May 23rd 3:00 pm
Felix:
Just found where the Memphis Quakers meet. Should we go sometime?
May 23rd 8:47 am
Felix:
It smells like funnel cakes outside. Does this mean the carnies are getting ready to attack?
May 17th 1:32 pm
Felix:
In case you're wondering, I just passed the ice cream man and they have openings for van drivers.
May 16th 9:04 am
Felix:
Well Mack has peed and taken a shit. And Asher has had his morning work out with the laser.
May 15th 8:47 am
Felix:
Time to slay that pussy.
May 14th 4:37 pm
Felix:
Did it like white trash. Stuck that bitch in there and strapped it down.
May 10th 11:48 am
Felix:
They aren't used to seeing the merecat outside of her natural habitat.
May 10th 11:24 am
Felix:
I'm on my way to KFC to get a bucket of chicken.
Honey:
I don't know what I want for lunch.
Felix:
Do the colonel.
May 9th 3:02 pm
Honey:
Gotta go get my prescriptions.
Felix:
Woohoo drugs!!!
May 7th 10:39 am
Felix:
Oh god, the person next to me is talking to his invisible wife. What the fuck.
Honey:
Talk back to him.
Felix:
I'm scared. I don't think I want to make friends with crazy people that aren't you.
You're welcome.
XOXO,
Honey
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