Thursday, May 31, 2012

Tiaras and Steel Toe Boots by Tusk

And, as I promised, here is yesterday's post continued by Tusk:

Typically, I am very good at profiling people.  Being type person that assumes everyone is honest and truthful has allowed me to be taken advantage of most of my life, therefore, as a defense mechanism, I have deliberately honed my skills in profiling individuals.  I look for patterns such as mannerisms, quirks, facial expressions, reactions and reaction times (among other things), compare them against my existing database and then assimilate a profile.  Over the last decade it has become refined and uncannily accurate.  My profiling of the Merekat was a snap.

She grew up privileged, drove a “luxury” vehicle, did the sorority thing and felt entitled. However, the one thing I did not anticipate was her level of self-awareness. While an uncommon trait among the populous as a whole, self-awareness is almost non-existent in today’s youth, especially within the “upper crust”, sub 30 crowd.  My interpersonal exchanges with Merekat lead me to believe she is very self-aware.  It’s almost like she has a split personality, yet is simultaneously engaged with both.


Tiara and debutant ball… check. 

The Merekat at work

Shots of whiskey with the boys… she’s got you covered.

Driving a truck errrr…  “SUV” that costs more than my H D Thoreau Survival Cabin…  Yup.

Wiggin’ out about boys texting/calling too often (or not enough)… bingo

Cussin’…. Fuck yeah.



Trust in Tusk.


SO that's all he wanted me to post today. I'm guessing there will be more to follow...

1 comment:

  1. The one thing I did not anticipate was her level of self-awareness. While an uncommon trait among the populous as a whole, self-awareness is almost non-existent in today’s youth, especially steel profiling within the “upper crust”, sub 30 crowd. My interpersonal exchanges with Merekat lead me to believe she is very self-aware.

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